pecan pie
i have not yet made my pecan pie but i will do so hopefully before thanksgiving as long as a) ashwin and zeeshan don't keep me hostage at northwestern the whole day, b) gita and aunt rene put their problems a day so we actually have thanksgiving and c) i can use the car to drive and get ingredients (andy if you are seeing this please drive me i'm definetly not going to be able to use the car). once i make the pie i will review it for you!
toasty eggs
you crack the eggs on the side of the sink and put them in the fry pan. you leave it there and in about 4 minutes flip it over (don't pop the middle part). then in another four minutes you flip it onto your plate and there you have it! toasty eggs!
coffee
step one: get a mug
step two: pour the coffee into the mug
step three: top it off with copius amounts of cream so you can't taste the bitterness in the coffee nor your morning
congradulations! you are you're own barista!